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Balancing on Belafonte: A game for all ages.

Both Belafonte and Lavender let you do pretty much what you want to them and they won't as much batter an eye lid.

Like the Persian, the exotic shorthair, is pretty laid back. Ok, Belafonte doesn't like being picked up and will only endure the act for a minute or two before he tries wriggling his way out of it, but once released Belafonte just plops down on the floor, quite happy to repeat the process.

So the other day we played our Belafonte Balancing game. Objective; Place as many objects on Belafonte before he gets up.

As you can see, we ran out of objects before Belafonte had had enough. Whether he thinks this means we will buy him more toys to add to both his and our amusement, or if he just can't be bothered I'm not sure. Either way there were no winners on this game day except Belafonte.

5 Things that annoys Belafonte about Bloggers

So my owners have decided to keep a blog. The dam narcissistic fools. 

So I have decided to hijack this exercise in ego stroking with the five things that annoys me about bloggers.

1. Oh look how fabulous your life is, doing this and that, well cus you!

2. Hmm, a list telling me ways to make use of my life, thus implying I’ve been wasting it so far, well cus you!

3. You get paid to write this? Well cus you!

4. Look how righteous you are, well cus you!

5. More posts about your dog, well cus you!

Wait my owners are coming back, till next time my honey bees.

Cat Photos. This is a cat blog after all.

So since getting the cat's they have pretty much become our life. Emsu has started a Instagram while I took to tumbler (a effort to avoid becoming that person on facebook that gushes about their cats constantly).

I'll still looking for a project to do with them, such as Belafonte eats...Cake, sausage etc,  but for the time being here are some of my favorite pictures of the two previously seen on Tumblr. 

Top 5 Tumblers As Chosen by Belafonte

There is nothing more I like to do than sit down on a lazy afternoon with a couple of treats to nibble on and tumble away on the old inter web. Lavender, my dear friend and companion, finds peace in such activates; Poor Lavender, who is forced to communicate through a series of sneezes.

So I have taken the trouble to select five of my most enjoyable Tumbler’s featuring both my exotic and Persian peers. Oh how dear they are, a few quite fetching young felines that if I was younger cat and hadn’t had my balls so sanctimoniously removed, would be found to chasing on a wild Saturday night.

My first though is not a pretty young lass, but my old chum and once drinking partner Snow Bert. Old Bertie and I would often find ourselves grumbling over this tired old world, drunk on warm milk, on a Friday night.

A rather exotic Exotic Shorthair, Bert never fails to disappoint with his well chosen poses.  Oh Bertie you blue eyed fool, you make a dandy man out of me.

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My second is the quite marvelous Sir Bainbridge, a cat of legend and myth, there will be books written about this one and they will all end in some heroic fashion no doubt.  

With his panda like appearance and keen sense of adventure Sir Bainbridge is never far from danger laughing in its face. Sir Bainbridge we salute you. 

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Next is Blackberry, a name that lingers on my lips during those long cold nights. 

Of course my heart still bleeds for my unrequited love, but she has moved on and I respect that, even though when I stumble on this tumble my heart fills with what ifs. Oh my pretty black pumpkin.

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Spoon face killer, perhaps the most notorious of our five today. A cat, a killer, a extreme napper. God forgive the soul that meets this Persian on a dark night. Don’t let her cute and harmless expressions fool you, she will rip your eyes out and devour your tongue quicker than you can nibble your kibble.

Poor Lavender knows this only too well. The vets said she lost an eye, but she lost so much more. So much. Spoon face killer, a great tumbler, a deadly cat.

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The last is Chester Smooshy face. My nemeses. Look at him the dim witted clown, yes I called you a clown Mr. Chester Smooshy face!

I will not divulge the details of our feud, but it is enough to say, I was once a young confused cat and promises were made. Oh Mr Smooshy Face, I loved you, you bastard.

Well enough of that. Check back next week for my five favorite poos. 

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Welcome!

Thank you for visiting our online home! This website will serve as a hub of all photos and videos of our little flat-faced wonders, Lavender and Belafonte, and will also be a lifestyle blog for their owners, Raus and Emsu.

Below is a video of Lavender and Belafonte kissing.

Come again for future posts about cats and things!

Love,

Raus and Emsu