5 Things that annoys Belafonte about Bloggers

So my owners have decided to keep a blog. The dam narcissistic fools. 

So I have decided to hijack this exercise in ego stroking with the five things that annoys me about bloggers.

1. Oh look how fabulous your life is, doing this and that, well cus you!

2. Hmm, a list telling me ways to make use of my life, thus implying I’ve been wasting it so far, well cus you!

3. You get paid to write this? Well cus you!

4. Look how righteous you are, well cus you!

5. More posts about your dog, well cus you!

Wait my owners are coming back, till next time my honey bees.